Description

#INTRO
Mistletoe-mistletoe (chant)
Mistletoe ho
Mistletoe ho

#CHORUS
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's

#VERSE
Santa has a ho stroll
It's called the mistletoe
Santa's workshop pays the bills
Pays for xmas every year
Christmas is his charity
Santa makes his money
Selling pussy-selling weed
Brings christmas eve
In the north pole everyday
Santa gets paid-santa gets laid
Those presents santa gives away
Cost money-nothings being made
We have a special for the day
Pussy in exchange
A present for xmas day
Or be a reindeer volunteer

#CHORUS
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's

#VERSE
You have to sit and really think
About this christmas thing
Every gift that santa brings
Has to cost him something
A lot of gifts people receive-every xmas eve
Santa's workshop pays the bills
With mistletoe pussy
Standing underneath it
That unlocks the secret
On how santa pays for this
How he gives us xmas
In case you didn't know
How is christmas possible
The cost of this financially
That thought had always crossed me
So much I can't afford to buy
My funds can not seem to supply
All my needs and my demands
I bet you santa can

#CHORUS
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's

#VERSE
There are rule to all of this
Respect for santa charity
You must be good-and make a list
Because he pays for this
Doing shit illegally
Xmas is how he launders it
The money spent on presents
Damn that shit is brillant

#CHORUS
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's

#OUTRO
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's
She working the camel toe
She riding santa's north pole
Underneath the mistletoe
She one of santa's ho-ho's